Look at this teeny squirrel why is it so small and cute?
Eddie Murphy at the ‘Purple Rain’ premiere when asked what he thought about the film
July 27 ‘84
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Now if he was black…..the joke wouldnt land so well to say the absolute least
At least this douche got arrested
AH-HAND KNITTING… AH-HAND KNITTING… AH-HAND KNITTING… AH-HAND KNITTING… AH-HAND KNITTING… AH-HAND KNITTING…
We did it!
Only thing I’ll reblog about this insanity I’ve been witnessing
DrEw thiS ThC LeWis StruCtUre FoR mY ChEm PapE bUt iMaNa SmOke It InStEad!!!! SHUD i makE a JuNt wiTh a PaPE made Of ****pUrE tHc******??????? woOhOO FoRe TwUnnY somEone maKe me tUrN DoWn!!!!!!!
i was gonna say “i so would” but didnt wanna be a creep!!!!
Sometimes I really love dressing modestly for work like “no dont look at me fukkass you are not allowed to see me”